Vacation Stuff :
Tell the old lady you flew across the world to take advantage of the fabulous duty free cooking spices they sell. If she asks twice, smack her around a little bit…who’s got time for that shit.
At the Blue Bay Golf & Beach Resort, the sand, trade winds and spectacular natural environment challenge the golfer right through to the last hole. This stunning 18-hole championship course will require not only that you bring a sound game, but that you bring a good camera as well. In the event that you totally suck at golf, bring a hot Columbian stripper from HI Campo along for the cart ride. She should preferably suck as well…and often. As far as equipment, you carry a bag for the clubs, she carries a bag for booze and condoms. Another hole-in-one, that’s three today.
Snorkeling 8c Scuba Diving :
Curacao’s more than 100 dive sites are famous all over the world with visibility ranging from 60 to 150 feet, with water temperatures a comfortable 70 to 85 degrees Fahrenheit. Curacao has some of the best snorkeling and diving in the Caribbean. The Curacao Underwater Park is a 12.5 mile coral reef that has been protected as a National Park. Divers and snorkelers will find an underwater paradise of “Mushroom Forests” and “Car Piles”. Guides are available for hire, and lessons are offered for beginners. Hookers are also available for hire throughout the island, but for diving are strictly a bring your own status. BYOH
Deep Sea Fishing :
Private boats are always available for charter. Curacao is one of the better Big Game sport fishing locations in the world. You will find yourself reeling in an assortment of the trophy fish, including Blue Marlin, Dolphin, Sailflsh, Tuna, Wahoo, Barracuda, and Snapper. Arrangements can be made through the major hotels for the charters and marina information. The fishing is in nearby waters, and provides an exciting challenge even for accomplished fishermen. It also provides a little sideshow after that psychotic threesome you had the previous night. A Multi language crew is ready to help you with any request you may need.
Pricing range: Half Day(6 people max) $300. Full day(6 People max) $450.
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There are 8-10 casinos on the island, all located in the 5 star major hotel chains spread out along the ocean drive. We list the three larger ones here. Curasao Marriott Beach Resort and Emerald Casino Open 1 lam-4am daily. The 5,000 square foot casino features 135 slots and twelve table games. The property has five restaurants and a hotel with 257 rooms, (www.marriot.com)
Piscadera Bay, Willemstad, Curacao..Telephone +599-9-736-8800 Slot Machines – 135 machines Table Games
American Roulette- 1 table- USD 5.00 to USD 500 bets Baccarat- I table- USD 5.00 to USD 1,000 bets Blackjack- 6 tables- USD 5.00 to USD 500 bets Caribbean Stud Poker- 2 tables- USD 5.00 to USD $5,000 Craps- 1 table- USD 5.00 to USD 500 bets Mini-Baccarat- 1 table- USD 5.00 to USD 500 bets Roulette
Hilton Curasao Resort
Open 10am-4am. The 5,000 square foot casino features 170 slots and seven table games. The property has five restaurants and a hotel with 196 rooms. (www.hiltoncaribbean.com/Curacao/Home.htm)
John F. Kennedy Boulevard Piscadera Bay, Curasao Netherlands Antilles Telephone +599-9-462-5000 Hotel Reservations Slot Machines – 170 machines
Table Games – Blackjack, Caribbean Stud Poker , Craps, Mini-Baccarat, Poker, and Roulette.
Breezes Resort & Princess Casino
Open daily 11:00am – 4:00am. The 15,000 square foot casino features 300 slots and nine table games. The property has seven restaurants and a hotel with 347 rooms.
Dr. Martin Luther King Boulevard 78, Willemstad, Cura9ao Telephone +599-9-736-7888 General Information Slot Machines – 300 machines Table Games
Blackjack, Caribbean Stud Poker, Poker, Roulette.