Curacao Travel Destinations

Hotels :

This is a tiny resort island, thus you’ll find several large 5 star resort hotels available at a healthy rate, and a number at lesser-known locations. All rates are subject to change during the year. A surcharge of 7% government tax and 12% service charge usually prevails. Mafia skimming Netherlands style. Pricing at the Marriott and Hilton Casino hotels $150 and up.

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Curasao Marriott Beach Resort and Emerald Casino

The Marriott on Sunday has $20 all you can eat brunch including Champagne/Wine and lots of great food. Scuba diving centers on the premises. 599-9-736-8800 for a direct line.

Hilton Curasao Resort

196 Rooms, +599-9-462-5000 Hotel Reservations (www.hiltoncarihhean.com/Curacao/Home.htm )

Here’s a link to all price ranges on the island: (www.curacao-tourism.com/accommodation.htm)

Breezes Resort & Princess Casino

+599-9-736-7888 General Information (www.breezescuracao.com/curacao_info.asp)

In addition to the expensive hotels, there are an abundance of short time apartment complexes with a kitchen in the range of $50 a night when you book several days in advance. To rephrase, there are a bunch cheap ass dumps available as well. Websites:

Also here: (www.Curacao-Tourism.com) (www.Curacao.com)

Keep in mind that the girls at Campo Alegre will hang out with you at the hotel beach in the daytime, but they’re probably not going to hang out at Motel 1 /6th’, there’s no romance without finance.

Car Rental :

Although the island is tiny, the cabs are ridiculously expensive, up to $3 a mile. Definitely rent a car if you are staying several days, since you’ll be making 1 or 2 daily trips to El Campo. From the Marriott, it’s a $20 cab ride each wav to the brothel. The girls are just $29, so you’re paying more for cabs than pussy! What a sick world! Screw the bastards, rent a car. Available are Avis, Budget, Hertz, National and Thrifty. Gas is $6 a gallon!

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